Dato Khan?

In India, they called him King Khan.

In Malaysia, they now called him Dato' Khan.

Yeap. I am talking about Bollywood's heart throb Shahrukh Khan.

The many girls' and aunties' dream guy. Hot! Hot! Hot!

If you have followed the daily, you would have probably read this :

"Bollywood actor Shahrukh Khan was conferred a Datukship by the Melaka Yang DiPertua Negeri"

I was flabbergasted!


Isn't Datukship be given to individuals for their contributions to a state or the country?


So, what on earth has Shahrukh Khan contributed to Melaka? Must be something that we do not know.


The Chief Minister's explanation is that Shahrukh Khan has helped in promoting tourism in Melaka by featuring Melaka in one of his songs, in a movie.


What? This is becoming a laughing stock to the Bolehland. Thousands of people sacrified for the country but was conveniently forgotten. And now, an Indian movie star who absolutely has no idea where Melaka is located on the map, is being conferred a datukship.

Not that I am against him. For all I know, he has nice feature, sexy, wonderfully good at shaking his butt, rolling down hill, jumping from a tree to another tree.

So you people out there, don't bother to work your butts off in order to be recognised and anugerah. You need only shake your butt like Shahrukh Khan does, the Datoship will be delivered to your doorstep. Easy-peasey.